News Bites: Britney Has A Very Strange Vagina, Says Twitter

Posted by Willis on January 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm.
  • Someone hacked into Britney Spears‘ official Twitter account earlier today, revealing a very private secret (just kidding!). Britney’s account was not the only one tampered with. Bill O’Reilly’s account announced he was gay, CNN’s Rick Sanchez’s hacked message said: “i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today,” even President Barack Obama’s account was hacked!
  • Will Smith is no newbie to Forbe’s best paid actors of the year, leading the mens list (from June ‘07 to June ‘08), and cashing in $80 million dollars from films like “I Am Legend” and “The Persuit Of Happiness”. Johnny Depp came in 2nd with $72 million (Pirates of the Caribbean). Click here to see the rest of the list.

Keep reading to see if Kate Moss is pregnant, to read Kelly Clarkson’s new song lyrics (before the song debuts), and is Madonna touring with Britney?

  • Is that a big belly I see, or is it a pregnant one? I’m guessing Kate Moss IS pregnant, I mean, look at her stomach! And she’s scratching her…parts. Classy touch, Moss.
    Anyways here she is smoking, drinking, and hanging out in Thailand (where it’s warm!) She’s not wearing a bra and letting her dress hang loose, there goes another nipple picture! You can view it all here. (NSFW)
  • Madonna might be following Britney Spears on her upcoming Circus tour for a couple of dates. “Choreographers have been asked to create an out-of-this-world dance routine for Britney and Madonna. When Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Hard Candy tour it was very sedate. This is going to be a high energy dance routine - getting back to what they are both good at, performing,” a source says.
    Indeed, they are good friends.
  • Kelly Clarkson debuted the lyrics of her upcoming single, “My Life Would Suck Without You” It was written by Max Martin and Dr. Luke who also produced it alongside to Claude Kelly.

Guess this means you’re sorry
You’re standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
What you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you’d never come back
But here you are again

Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for tryin’ to pick a fight
I know that I’ve got issues
But you’re pretty messed up too
Anyway, I found out I’m nothing without you

Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn’t miss you, but I can’t let go
Oh yeah

Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

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